don’t even open ur mouth to brag about eating pussy if u didn’t know that pussies have a ph balance. sit the fuck down nigga. know what u are eating and consuming.
Jayne Mansfield grocery shopping in Las Vegas, 1959
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
socks would be nice
people who know me both on the internet and in real life must be so fucking confused
Or just surprised to see i’m a horny bitch the majority of the time. Okay no always.
Anonymous asked: You're such a doll. <3
Haha. Aw thanks :)